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Cake day: May 7th, 2024

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  • Well not with the cost of eggs these days!!!

    …wait…I think I just uncovered a completely insane but also totally logical conspiracy theory.

    THATS WHY EGGS ARE SO EXPENSIVE!!! TRUMP DOESN’T WANT TO PAY EXTRA HOURS FOR CLEANERS TO CLEAN HIS BUILDINGS WINDOWS EVERY 5 MINUTES!!!

    Does that check out, or am I just high?