Wow. You actually get me.

shifty eyes

I still don’t trust you…

Well, I mean that was proven in the prohibition era. Alcohol was illegal, and thus you could be arrested for having it.

And yet, the task force to enforce these rules was like 1 agent per every 500,000 citizens. So “super secret” speakeasies were EVERYWHERE in those days. So common that drunks would knock on random peoples doors, and home owners would instinctively yell “THIS ISN’T A SPEAKEASY!!!” and the drunk would go knock on the next door. It was said you only had to knock on 20-30 doors depending on the city, before you happened upon a secret speakeasy.

The head of the task force said New Orleans was the easiest to find alcohol, having just flown into the airport, he said it took about 30 seconds before he got into a cab, and was IMMEDIATELY offered booze.

If a law is a law, but it’s not being enforced, is it really a law?

you’ll be alone for eternity and will never have true friends or camaraderie, and that by itself will consume you.

I AM a morally decent person who makes efforts to do the right thing. And that last part is STILL true!

I just don’t like most people.

Ancient solutions??? Shit! That would work TODAY!!!

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis’s to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

Thats how I know all those pills and whatnot aren’t worth trying. If ANYTHING worked, it would become a competition. And suddenly it wouldn’t even be about if women liked it. Guys would be walking around with 60 inch dicks complaining they aren’t big enough, because their neighbor is 90 inches soft.

And the human race would end, because no woman would be able to even take dicks anymore, so they’d just stop having sex.

And guys would STILL keep growing.

But none of that is real. So I know anything selling penis enlargement is a scam without needing to even try.

It’s called flirting, and I’m quite good at it! Who could resist the Cleveland perogis? Again, not a sex euphanism. We have a strong polish population, and thus perogis are popular here.

Orrrrrr, alternative option…how about we go watch fireworks tomorrow? It’ll be a date. We’ll grab some food, and then go see the new Jurassic Park movie, and then go see the fireworks!

Uhhhhh, just be in Cleveland tomorrow at 5pm. Just, anywhere in Cleveland. I’ll find you by roaming the city and yelling “YOU SINGLE??? HEY!!! YOU SINGLE???” at every woman I see on the street. I’m sure I’ll find you EVENTUALLY!

Just don’t stop in East Cleveland. That is a seperate city, and we in Cleveland don’t recognize them as anything more than an active war zone. You WILL die if you stop there.

Soooooo, what are you thinking? Drinks? Yay or nay? Aw who am I kidding??? OBVIOUSLY we’re going to drink!!! This city is BUILT on alcoholics!!!

…wha? Where are you going??? Come back!!! I haven’t even shown you our massive free stamp!!! Thats not a penis euphanism! We really do have a massive free stamp here!

Switch 1 dock comes with the console. But what if you want to hook up 1 dock on each of your TVs throughout your house? Lets say there are 3 TVs. Well, you have 1 dock. Now you need 2 more.

The official dock with power supply is $90. So you now need $180 plus two more HDMI cables.

3rd party docks are a fraction of that. You could probably get both docks for $60? Been a while since I checked prices.

And used prices aren’t much better for first party. But used on 3rd party goes down even more. You could probably get both tvs with used 3rd party docks for $40? As opposed to $180 for 2 new official docks.

It makes more sense when you fully understand what people mean when they say both sides.

People who want to argue that point take it to mean “both sides are the same”. What it really means is both sides are complicit. It’s good cop bad cop. The good cop has to keep up appearances, to sell the illusion of choice and safety. While the bad cop takes all the heat.

And if you want evidence, just look at how things have gone in the last 40 years. Republicans take 3 steps right, democrats take 1 step left. Well, do the math. That’s a net result of 2 steps to the right without recoarse. Now repeat for 40 years, and you have a situation where it’s literally gotten to nazi america tactics.

The old barometer for how far they’ve gone is when they undid roe v wade. Now, thats so far in the rear view, that we’re at a point where unidentified government agents are kidnapping people on the street, without even confirming they have reason to arrest them, and at times killing them in the process.

Let me repeat that. We’re at a point where government officials are now grabbing people off the street and killing them, without so much as a confirmation of their identity.

But don’t worry, the democrats are going to wave their fingers in a “no no no” motion, real hard. We’ll all be fiiiiiiine! Well, unless of coarse you’re brown enough, or just mistaken for an opposing opinion.

Yeah. Both sides.

Windows 10 is no longer receiving security updates

I thought it was until October?

Man. I have no use for this. I know where I go. I go to work. And then the gym. Almost every day. Because I work a lot.

It’s like my boss always says…“BACK TO WORK, DICKHEAD!”

I mean…I guess. I wouldn’t exactly call SatellaView the same thing as internet downloaded games.

My understanding is it was a Japan only thing, that you downloaded the actual game from local corner stores (like 7/11), and then dialed in for the “live” voice acting from random actors. So even though they’d be reading the same script, your experience would differ wildly, and the audio was about onpar with a telephone call being played out of your tv speakers.

And the reason it was Japan only is because as patchy as that sounds, it’s still more advanced than what we had available in terms of connectivity in the USA at the time.

…now are those real words, or are you picking out random spoonfuls of alphabet soup?

Sorry, my mistake in typing. The woman on the right looks 50. The woman on the left looks 80.

The woman on the left looks 50.

That IS a fun fact!

…I don’t know what to do with this information, but it is a fun fact.

The russian military literally told their soldiers to show up for war, bringing their own weapons, food, clothes, and tools.

Thats not exactly a great bar to measure funding with…

But then where would they hide extra money to syphon later in corrupt dealings??? C’mon man! Think like a republican!

Neither of those women look Gen Z to me.

Same reason why I’ve decided to skip Switch 2, and I’ll pirate the games 10 years from now.

If it’s going to be digital anyways, fuck it, ya know? If I don’t get a physical copy, why am I going to clutter my physical space with a case that does almost nothing?

Now imagine if NES, SNES, N64 games had been like this. If internet had been around in the 80s like it is now, do you think an SNES download cart would do anything today? I still have NES/SNES/N64 games. If the cart were a digital download, I’m sure the download links wouldn’t work today. WiiU doesn’t even work, and that was 10 years ago.

I’m sorry…can we take a minute here to point out that the head of XBOX is named “Matt Booty”? No? Just me?