I just assumed those tags were placed by lawyers in case someone got upset if their crappy clothes fell apart. I didn’t think most people actually read the.

Same energy: kitchen implements

My wooden spatula is cracking and warping after being put in the dishwasher every time, but too bad. I’ll use it until it splinters into pulp

Not dishwasher “safe” for whom?

Everything goes in the same load. It dies? It dies. I won’t tolerate weak clothing holding me back.

I messed up a really nice sweater this way. Now I follow the instructions to a tee

This is how I do it, and literally nothing bad has happened. Break free from the matrix, y’all.