• Lunar_Voyager@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    The way democrats talk: “We’re turning the page and letting the daylight in!”

    The way democrats act with a majority: “We couldn’t get any daylight this time, but we did pass these bipartisan flashlights which are known to explode occasionally due to republicans demanding amendments be added to the batteries.”

    • Eugene V. Debs' Ghost@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      20 hours ago

      “We’ve also means tested the flashlights, so those who recall the time before the great darkness get less of the flashlights, and anyone who has flashlights that explode will be required to have a daily check of their pupils to ensure they’ve been good at not looking at the daylight.”