Honestly, it shouldn’t be that hard. Just use some of their ironic stuff, but sincerely. Bulls on Parade is pretty much an authoritarian capitalist anthem if you take it at face value.
Bulls on Parade (Hell Yeah Cover)
Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes (Hell yeah!)
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal (Hell yeah!)
I walk the corner to the rubble that used to be a library (Hell yeah!)
Line up to the mind cemetery now (Hell yeah!)
What they don’t know keeps the contracts alive and movin’ (Hell yeah!)
We don’t gotta burn the books we just remove 'em (Hell yeah!)
While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells (Hell yeah!)
Rally 'round the family, pockets full of shells (Hell yeah!)
I came here to quote this. 🫡
Rage Against My Virginity
I know someone who always has to say More like rage FOR the machine amiright? They went WOKE!! I just facepalm hard.
Deporting in the Name Of
Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they’ve been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.
Small farmers are basically gone. Main Street is abandoned. They don’t own the land they live on either. Their way of life is dying. They’ve got plenty of real stuff to rage about - the control is telling them it’s because of immigrants and not because of the rich.
It’s an old meme, but it still checks out.
A CEO guy labeled “Capitalism” is sitting on a giant pile of cookies pointing at a minority on one side of the table and telling a guy holding a cookie on the other side of the table “that guy is trying to steal your cookie”.
This is all modern politics is.
that cartoon was about Rupert Murdoch
aka Great Satan
Here you go!
Also:
And still for some reason killing all of those goddamn fascist Nazi motherfuckers is “offensive” and “gauche”.
The US is getting what it deserves for being a bunch of goddamn pussy-assed bitches who defend Nazis for “free speech rights” and Christofascists for “respect for religious beliefs”. Fucking shitlibs deserve their ride in the cattle car.
They have plenty to be mad about.
Nixon ran as a peace candidate and tripled down on LBJ’s mistakes.
Reagan ran on balancing the budget and exploded the national debt.
Bush had a war a week and crashed the economy.
Bush II started a forever war that spent $5 trillion on making sure every kid in the world grew up looking at Abu Ghraib photos.
Trump promised to build the Wall and get Mexico to pay for it.
They have plenty of things to be mad about. Too bad they are all self inflicted wouldns.
“Rage as the Machine”
Rage against minorities at my waterpark.
YES SIR I’LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I’LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I’LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
(and now i’m under control)
I’m mad that people dare defy the MACHINE!!!
Glaze the machine.
That trakes pretty well with Kannapolis.
Their first song is just a cover of pumped up kicks
Tariff the product ya push, well I’m a Trump addict, oh shit I got a head rush!
FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
COME ONmyface!
Rage of the Machine.
track their progress. beat the shit out of them at their first show.
