WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoWhen you've been in the pool a little too long...lemmy.caimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1400
arrow-up1400imageWhen you've been in the pool a little too long...lemmy.caWashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareMr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·11 months agoMy wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you’ve lost your penis. I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.
minus-squareTheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoFucking A brother I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes
My wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you’ve lost your penis.
I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.
Fucking A brother
I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes