CR (Consumer Reports) - How to eat less plastic (February 2024 edition)

  • aesthelete@lemmy.worldOP
    18·
    10 months ago

    …and the great news is that if you eat a heaping helping of plastic you’ll remain full forever!

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
      9·
      10 months ago

      Not true. I’m told I’m eating and drinking multiple helpings of plastic every day and I still get hungry.

      • aesthelete@lemmy.worldOP
        4·
        10 months ago

        It needs to be heaping, friend. Then you’ll never be hungry again, like this bird:

        warning: dead bird

        dead bird full of plastic

        • Guest_User@lemmy.world
          5·
          10 months ago

          How could a bird live for any amount of time with that much plastic in it? I would think that one pointy pink piece alone would be enough to rupture their stomach and kill it

          • spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works
            3·
            10 months ago

            Ever shot a grouse?

            I did as a wee human in the mountains and boy oh boy was I surprised at how much was in its belly when we cut it open.