Took this photo yesterday at Evilmart.
I thought it was illegal to dress up like a cop
Store brand fursuit.
Discount store fursuit when
Five below fursuit: a bundle of hair swept off a barber’s floor and some elmer’s glue.
Off a barbers floor?
Do you know how goddamn expensive real hair is?
Sweepings off the factory floor in China is more realistic. Cheap synthetic hair.
How embarrassing when you go to a furry gathering and everyone knows you bought yours at walmart.
The dream sequence in Dumbo
Every time I have a fever, I vividly dream in the style of that dream sequence from Dumbo. Absolutely terrifying.
First sign should have been the success of the Evilmart chain of stores.
Has it?
If that’s all you can afford and you like the design, there’s no shame in absolutely rockin’ that fursuit.
If I was a furry and that was my fursuit, I would be embarrassed to show up at whatever sort of social gatherings furries have.
Furry
Embarrassment
Pick 2
Now now, be nice. I’m not into it myself, but every furry I have met in my life has been a decent person. They just have a kink. That’s cool with me. If you find pleasure in wearing a costume, wear a costume.
Come for the art, community, and acceptance, stay for the Lewd.
FYI a fursona is more like a personal idealized mascot than a kink.
I didn’t mean kink in a sexual way, I meant it as in deviating from the norm. Sorry to be confusing.
If you’re a furry you don’t get embarrassment. You must embrace the cringe.
I’ll believe this when pi-
Oh. Carry on.
Go to the register with these, a box of wine, and a 12 pack of condoms.
If I had $150+ to spend…
Reminds me of Porkin’ Across America. Such a wonderful miniseries.
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