Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoI went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMAmessage-squaremessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1158
arrow-up1158message-squareI went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMASentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squareTheDeepState@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·11 months agoDo you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoYou must have seen my OnlyFans
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoThen Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP’s pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they’d laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.
minus-squaregmtom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoNo he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.
Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?
You must have seen my OnlyFans
Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP’s pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they’d laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.
No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.