They do this all the time. Maybe Biden should call their bluff, execute his powers as Commander in Chief, and order the National Guard in Texas to turn on State Police.
They do this all the time. Maybe Biden should call their bluff, execute his powers as Commander in Chief, and order the National Guard in Texas to turn on State Police.
I really want for someone to call it out and be like “OK, FINE, SECEDE. GO AHEAD!” and just watch the idiots back down.
Nah, give them back to Mexico.
“We don’t want them, either”; Mexicans, probably.
Mexico will finally build the wall, to stop Texans from jumping the border
“¡Los Mexicanos construiremos el muro, y Estados Unidos va a pagarlo!”
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It needs a catchy name, maybe something like “Texit?” Get that on the ballot, see what happens
For a catchy name you could also point that by seceding they can be come the “United States of Systemic Racism”. That very nicely initializes to USSR.