Check it out, it’s the bone from Jesus’s boner! Totally legit! My guy found it back there beside the boulder.

Man, I don’t think there are real bones inside boners. You’re full of shit. Besides, didn’t the dude get reincarnated? What, did he forget that bone?

Yeah well, go fuck yourself. I’m gonna go show this to someone who knows about this sort of thing.

2000 years later, the plaque on a gilded chest reads “The Sacred Bone of the Boner”

Boner bone? Pfft, everyone knows that boners don’t have actual bones inside them.

Dude it says it right there on the plaque, who are you gonna believe, some dumb old science teacher or the Pope