𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoLet's not give it ideas, ok?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1332
arrow-up1332imageLet's not give it ideas, ok?lemmy.world𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareGrymEdm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-26 months agoTime to start microwaving my lettuce! Or (more reasonably), just keeping it cleaner/fresher than some unfortunate minimum-wage fast-food worker.
minus-squareKillerTofu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-26 months agoMore like allow the migrant workers forced to pick it for sub minimum wage have access to clean facilities instead of making them just poo in the field.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 months agoAlso not watering it with sewage water tends to help
minus-squareKillerTofu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·6 months agoSounds like an unsolvable problem.
Time to start microwaving my lettuce!
Or (more reasonably), just keeping it cleaner/fresher than some unfortunate minimum-wage fast-food worker.More like allow the migrant workers forced to pick it for sub minimum wage have access to clean facilities instead of making them just poo in the field.
Also not watering it with sewage water tends to help
Sounds like an unsolvable problem.
You’re probably right.
John Oliver suggests a flame thrower