California State University placed Sonoma State campus President Mike Lee on leave Wednesday after he agreed to protesters’ demands to involve them in university decision-making and pursue divestment from Israel.

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    6 months ago

    “Dude, it’s not cool that you keep killing all of your neighbors’ pets. I know you and the owners have bad blood, but pets don’t even have a say in what’s happening. Plus, it kinda goes against the HOA regula-”

    ”WHY ARE YOU LITERALLY TRYING TO DESTROY MY HOUSE???!!!”

    “What does murdering innocent pets have to do with your house?”

    “OH MY GOD, IT’S JUST LITTLE OLD ME AGAINST THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! WHY DO THEY HATE ME??? I’LL KILL YOUR DOG IF YOU DON’T SAY YOU LIKE ME RIGHT NOW!!!”

    “Dude…”

    Remaining pets: “We miss our friends…”

    “THAT’S SO GODDAMN ANTISEMITIC THAT I CAN’T EVEN START TO EXPLAIN HOW IT’S ANTISEMITIC”

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      6 months ago

      Don’t forget that this started with the HOA declaring that part of your land is now someone else’s home.

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        6 months ago

        They gave you the doghouse, so you stomped on the dog and then took the house. The other neighbors wrongly assumed you wouldn’t stomp on their dogs if they tried ignoring you.