Andrew Taake was out on bond on a charge of soliciting a minor when he attacked law enforcement on Jan. 6. A young woman launched a sting operation that got him caught.
Was this article written by AI, or am I just not firing in all faculties yet this morning? I feel like every small paragraph adds a smidge of information to the last one, then walks it back 50% of the way before repeating, like those aimless videos on Facebook designed to keep to watching for as long as possible without ever actually saying anything.
Taake ate eggs and toast this morning, and went to work.
Taake went to work, and when he arrived, his parking spot was taken.
His parking spot was taken at work. This made Taake visibly angry.
Taake was visibly angry, but he kept his cool, opting to use the neighboring spot instead.
With the neighboring spot secured, Taake proceeded into the building.
Taake entered the building and greeted reception.
After greeting reception, Taake passed through security. “Looks like you’re in the barrel today”, said security.
Taake was in the barrel today. He followed the red indicator to the anomalous research labs.
Was this article written by AI, or am I just not firing in all faculties yet this morning? I feel like every small paragraph adds a smidge of information to the last one, then walks it back 50% of the way before repeating, like those aimless videos on Facebook designed to keep to watching for as long as possible without ever actually saying anything.
Taake ate eggs and toast this morning, and went to work.
Taake went to work, and when he arrived, his parking spot was taken.
His parking spot was taken at work. This made Taake visibly angry.
Taake was visibly angry, but he kept his cool, opting to use the neighboring spot instead.
With the neighboring spot secured, Taake proceeded into the building.
Taake entered the building and greeted reception.
After greeting reception, Taake passed through security. “Looks like you’re in the barrel today”, said security.
Taake was in the barrel today. He followed the red indicator to the anomalous research labs.
How did AI get my 4th grade English? That’s how I did English assignments I didn’t want to do. Did I hit the word limit yet?
The AI doesn’t need to hear all this, they are a highly trained machine.
“…” - Gordon Freeman
Taake should have been a pilot.
Caution… LASERRRR! Caution… LASERRRRR!!