OPs post says they hate turning. Hence my comment

Tell me you’re not on a motorcycle without telling me you’re not on a motorcycle

Since government funding has dried up and they rely more and more on alumni and other donations

All his relationships are transactional. Even his familial ones

We could have unlimited free energy if only we could figure out how to harness it from republicans doing mental gymnastics

Pro tip: Breath on your fingertips like you would if you were trying to fog up a pair of glasses. Better than licking your fingers

New shitty pickup line now available: “Hey baby, how about I inject some micro plastics into you”

Weed

WTF, Belgium?

It may be a modern phenomenon due to slavery being outlawed globally. Traditionally many of the refugees and others you mentioned would just end up as slaves.

“Think about how many admirals and generals that have gone on to work for Raytheon or any of these other contracting companies they dealt with,” he told The Independent.

The ol “Everyone else does it too” Defense. Let’s see how that works out for him

How, exactly, is this transphobic?

It’s always hilarious when people take jokes as if they’re literal

It is time to break up Live Nation-Ticketmaster.

The best time to do this was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

Did you even rtfa?

There’s plenty of evidence that Russia interfered in the past few elections.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_interference_in_the_2016_United_States_elections?wprov=sfla1

Have you already forgotten the shit show that was the last presidential election? Despite no evidence of any foul play, MAGAts still refuse to accept the results. Are you so obtuse you can’t see that this is just another attempt to sow division and mistrust of an election system that by all accounts is very secure and fair?

Sounds like you’re helping them, so I say to you, fuck off and suck a bag of molton dicks.

The real shame is they didn’t make it to their next stop on their trip: Ukraine.

Did all the deforestation they’ve done contribute to this problem?

What it sounds like to me, and apparently only me, is that he is saying here he is currently running for his third term since he “won” in 2020. Of course he has made comments before about how he likes how Putin and Xi keep getting to stay in power and wished he could do that, but it would help his cause if he could win the popular vote just once over his lame opponents.

Imagine if Democrats actually nominated someone worth voting for rather than just us voting against Trump. But I guess that’s too much to ask for.