Fixed.

Yes.

And another gop candidate for Congress is born.

HP anything, absolute trash

Anything that accesses Expedia.com

By the standards of the American people, the candidate should be one of those blow up car dealership streamer guys and a Bluetooth speaker playing audio of hero monologues from 80’s “step dad bait” action movies.

The presidency is not one person, it’s an entire administration and general philosophy. We’re fed a lie that these debates always matter, they matter when candidates are unknown and then have a forum to stand out as leaders and educate voters about a vision for the country. That’s NOT the case here, the candidates are wholly known entities and these fucking debates absolutely do not matter.

The people in this country, in their immediate reaction to this debate, demonstrate that they just fundamentally lack the focus, empathv and frankly basic intelligence to process the substance of this or any debate. On average, we respond solely to voice pitch, tonality, body language and facial expressions, like a still developing toddler… Or a dog.

Actually frees up some time on the old to-do list!

Look out Saturday, cuz here comes Millhouse!

[Deep breath in…]

Wealthy men that are perpetually insecure in life because their fathers didn’t show them any outward affection when they were children are blindly and joylessly driven to increase a bank balance that they couldn’t meaningfully decrease in a thousand lifetimes in the hope that it will make their fathers ghosts smile and pat them on the head (ghosts who don’t even put out the effort to haunt their children anyways)

I’m dizzy, what just happened?

You joke, but that’s exactly the next step trump will take if elected to secure “president for life” for the federalist society.

“That includes California, which is home to one-third of the country’s homeless population.”

Why do these statements never follow immediately stating that California is also 10% of the ENTIRE country’s population and it’s where all of the livable weather is if you have no option but to sleep outside. Of course a lot of them are in California. We need a new deal.

Why won’t you do my obvious scam? are you an old?

some states may refuse…

Fucking Hawaii, it’s always Hawaii.

Have any of you actually ever stopped to process what the tagline, “I’m shopping like a billionaire” means?

I’ve always interpreted it as,

I’m needlessly buying things that don’t make me happy, but making the purchase without any hesitation, knowing that the purchase price could never financially impact me in any real way. When I purchase the thing, I’ll probably never use it or actually take it out of the box even. It is just empty, hollow. And somewhere inside, I always know that it’s all only possible, because I’m actively exploiting the cheap labor of scores of other people that are made to perpetually suffer in generations of abject poverty to allow for my relative comfort…

🎶*“I’m shopping like a billionaire!”*🎶

Find it all sad, would be more sympathetic though if they weren’t literally fascist psychopaths that want to burn down the world so that nobody can directly focus on the fact that they are bald, broke, gay and their father never told them, “I love you”.

[trump sniff]

You get it.

You can tell if it’s a bribe based on whether the gift was delivered by an African Swallow or a European Swallow?

NOT THAT COUNTER!!! That is the bribe counter! You put it NEXT the bribe counter so nobody gets the wrong idea.

“Encouraged him” before or after?

Cake or Death, but if you choose cake, it’s only given AFTER the death