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Ahhh of course it was the Onion

I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…

I bought one of these and did not sleep all night even though I’m a regular coffee drinker and I’m convinced it’s some hypercaffeinated situation like the Panera drinks. They used to be regular iced coffee. Not buying them again.

That BBC statement was so enraging I had the momentary urge to downvote this post in order to downvote what I’d just read.

It’s not even loading for me (Vivaldi on Android). I ran it through Textized. It’s on the Verge alright… verge of unreadability 🙄

Ah yes, I grow these orange houseplants every year. Visitors definitely admire this species of lovely orange houseplant 😉

Fucksticks, decksuckers, this thread has it all

rest in peace 😞

Exactly

He’ll really do anything except the things we all know will bring the advertisers back.

While getting a smog check, the proprietor told me that there was more crime than ever in our area. I was baffled. He looked to be my age. Had he forgotten the '90s? People will believe things they’re told over what they see with their own eyes. Smh… and I’m finding a new smog check place next time

Ahhh hexbear. I was there at the beginning, and left after a few months. It’s strange to see their dysfunction become more widely known. There were some nice features on their fork though.

Conservative TV commentators love dropping buzzwords, dog whistles, and conspiracy theories, to the point of incoherence. Dear god it’s been word clouds all along…

hey! i’m so old i saw that in the movie theater!

gonna file this away for five or ten years from now…