Wolfeh

Newsweek was putting these headlines out for months saying that Harris was ahead, contrary to many other polls. This has been an agenda they’re pushing. Something’s not right here.

I’ll try to stay serene and calm

When Alabama gets the bomb

—“Who’s Next” by Tom Lehrer

Oh no! …Anyway.

including scores of women and children

This always assumes that there are no civilian men. I get that men are the ones usually conscripted, but… that’s always seemed weird to me.

With Ray Manzarek playing the keys.

I was trying to come up with some sick joke about the babies being antisemitic in the eyes of Israel, but I threw up a little bit every time I tried.

And I’ve got a dark sense of humor, so that’s saying something. >.<

How much do we want to bet that someone along the line looked the other way because they believe in being violent towards their kids?

You know, the “spare the rod…” sort. Those people still exist, unfortunately.

I was waiting for this comment. 😁

The reactionary vegan hate is real.

Brian Wilson and Al Jardine have been pretty openly against the Orange One using their music. But yeah… Mike Love’s gonna Mike Love. Not sure why Bruce Johnston still associates with him.

“It’s the D–k van D–e show! Starring D–k van D–e!”

Fine. I’ll awoo instead. 🐺

Tampon Tim

Stopping the red from flowing. County by county, state by state.

Hey, I think that Linda Ellerbee would be a fine debate moderator.

This won’t matter if no one votes.

Also, Newsweek has been going far out of their way to paint a picture of Trump doing poorly even when he’s not. Beware this source.

Yep! Thankfully, Clinton won in 2016 and no Democrats actually had to vote. ;-)

Is it just me, or has Newsweek been putting out a lot of content about how Trump is losing and doing poorly, despite most polls saying otherwise?

Beware this source. It’s one step away from a tabloid.

incorrecting (v) - the act of attempting to correct someone with incorrect information, causing hilarity to ensue.

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Again.