• Naich@lemmings.world
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    4 months ago

    Associated Press did a fact check and concluded that there was no evidence that he didn’t fuck a couch.

      • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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        4 months ago

        They removed the fact check that said he HADN’T made sweet love to a couch because their editorial standards require them to be absolutely sure, and there’s no way to be certain. After all, who amongst us has not been tempted by a sexy sofa or a charming Chesterfield.