• Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee
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    15 hours ago

    Why a hatchet? Why not them just hogtied and you with a loaded 12ga shotgun? Pump-action and with magnum slugs!

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      15 hours ago

      I like to get in there.

      A firearm is so… impersonal.

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        15 hours ago

        Ok so him tied up and you have the hatchet. Why give rhe fuck would you give them a chance? They wouldn’t give you one.

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          15 hours ago

          “Tied up”? Where’s the fun in that?

          I want to see the look in their face when they realise they’ve given it their all and still have not a chance in hell. I fucking love seeing the desperation in the eyes of racists and fascists everywhere when they realise they don’t have any more fallbacks and have to rely on their own person, which is always inadequate.