Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoExpecting a new baby?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1975
arrow-up1975imageExpecting a new baby?lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·7 months agoHey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby. You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
minus-squareMMNT@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up17·7 months agoExcuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?
minus-squareLepsea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoWell the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?
minus-squareMarxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoSpeak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoThis is why you put AirTags on them.
minus-squareAux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoOf course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!
Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.
You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?
Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?
Speak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.
This is why you put AirTags on them.
Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!
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