BREAKING: Traffic messy as Cybertrucks begin breaking down along nation’s highways
Bits of stained stainless steel everywhere.
And unidentified charred remains…
cybertruck forming a blockade by breaking down around trump.
Streets littered with blown up cyber trucks. Government may soon be aware of the revolt and launch a counteroffensive.
No need. They will self-destruct in 5…4…3…
the charcuterie panels are flying everywhere slicing things as they go.
Oh we’re doing Elon Prigozhin crossovers now? :D
Let’s see if it ends in this then
What’s that he’s pointing at, a drone?
a missile headed his way. you’re looking at it head-on, with black stabilizers, and the white tail is the smoke trail from being launched from the ground
what the hell is the red blob sticking out from the side then? If you’re looking at it head on it can’t be the thruster…
The rocket plume. It’s cartoonized
No that would be obstructed by the rocket body in a head-on front view, definitely not sticking out at a 90 degree angle like that
Yeah, it’s the rocket plume. It’s just a bad illustration.
Original for context… Yes, it’s supposed to be a missile
Prigozhin joke.
Flying haemorrhoid ring?
Looks like a bird strike headline in progress
is this pic another instance of Elon trying to fit in with the geek and nerd community
No this is the result of tech bros with too much AI on their hands
Guilty as charged. In my defense usually all my shitposts are organic and hand made ;)
In this instance I just had my phone at hand and no proper GIMP/Photoshop style app available
This is what ai should be used for
The hotel is fine
The truck blew up before it could reach the tower.
There was some dirt on the road, making the cybertuck uncontrollable.
thankfully it can be stopped by a light rain
And any variation in the terrain.
We’re going to need a lot of tow trucks.
Miles of the most angry archetype of white dads broken down waiting for the same single Tesla charger within 50 miles. I wonder if it’ll hit harder if there’s no engine bay to pretend they’re working on while the tow truck is on the way?
Muskitos?
I wonder how far a Cybertruck could travel on the electricity it took to generate that A.I. image.
I’m joking. It’d break down before it got that far.
They haven’t sold enough Incel Caminos to even make a convoy
AI slop!
Muskites
Muskovites?
Musk rats
Morons works for me. ‘Gullible Twats’ if I’m being generous.
Hegseeeeeeeeeeeeth!
A bunch of gravy team J6ers versus a bunch of soyboy J6ers. Let’s go.
Musktitties
What a horrible mental image you’ve given me
is it true that he designed the cybertruck to look like himself? his car child, one might say.
This is what happens to your body when you obtain infinite resources and have zero mental discipline.
Not shown: pants pissing and chemical-induced schizophrenia.
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I hate you
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I’m from Kentucky!
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Fuck you I looked again
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