Imagine not learning your lesson about going for the hook.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice the shame is still on you i’m a fucking fish
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
― George W. Bush
Such wise words
I read that he had to change it up on the fly because he didn’t want someone to have a clip of him saying “shame on me”. If that’s true it wasn’t a terrible move. Just not very graceful.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and i’ll be fooled the rest of my life
“You fool me once you ain’t gonna be fooling me again”
~George W
You know I’ve always seen that as less him fucking up the saying and more him deciding to use that opportunity for a veiled threat.
Like “fool me twice shame on- fuck that I ain’t getting fooled again”
Don’t cry
I am just a fish
Yo ho, yo ho
Near the hooks, I’ll never go
Spongebob, let me ask you something: does this look dangerous to you?
Plenty of fish in the sea my bass*
Plenty of fish in my ass the sea*
What they didn’t tell you is it’s a backyard pond with one fish in it.
Or that the images are reversed, and he caught a fish with a scar then cut the scar open for internet points.
/s although possible I don’t think that’s what happened
Lucky fisher, unlucky fish, or masochist fish?
If you fish something, set it free. If you fish it again, it’s yours fishever
Poor fish
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