I can’t see bath salts now without immediately thinking about the Florida man eats faces while high on bath salts story. Now I’m imagining tiny children eating faces while high on bath salts. Thanks a lot, internet.
I just assumed there was some dose of bath salts you could take that would get you high (and hungry for faces) but not kill you, like don’t people use tractor starter fluid to roofie people…
I can’t see bath salts now without immediately thinking about the Florida man eats faces while high on bath salts story. Now I’m imagining tiny children eating faces while high on bath salts. Thanks a lot, internet.
I think that was a drug nicknamed bath salts. Not actual bath salts
TIL - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_salts_(drug).
I just assumed there was some dose of bath salts you could take that would get you high (and hungry for faces) but not kill you, like don’t people use tractor starter fluid to roofie people…
But happy I now know
It’s probably the worst drug slang ever created.
IIRC that was just weed not a pyrovalerone/cathinone stimulant (“bath salts”)
If that’s true, that dude had the worst case of the munchies ever
Confirmed: https://www.foxnews.com/us/medical-examiner-rules-out-bath-salts-in-miami-face-chewing-attack#ixzz1z2Ne6RED
Let me tell you about this movie series called Children of the Corn…