I thought either a wedding planner or marriage councellor, someone who’s supposed to help you in your relationship. And obviously family members.
Feel free to mention personal experiences.
My neighbor cheated with his partner’s sister, and now lives with the sister. The most aggravating part of it is that he has kids with both. Every other week his ex has to come by to drop off her kids at her sister’s house since they share custody. From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.
Wow, so the kids are half siblings and cousins at the same time. Food for thought
From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.
I have a genetic half brother in my mom’s side. But since he’s older than me, my biological father adopted him, and he has literally always lived with only us, I just view him simply as my brother. I always have.
My mom has an identical twin. Her twin’s children - my cousins - are genetically just as related to me as my half brother, who I view simply as my brother.
Her ex’s new girlfriend.
Oh god thats unique!
We aim to please.
Idk probably her mom. They’re super close, and her mom is in the later stages of life.
That’d fuck things up real bad.
It was her last wish on her deathbed
It would have been rude not to
Help me step son in law, I’m stuck on my way to the lord
Hump me across the finish line
Are you telling me that porn isn’t real!?
You motherfucker
Your partners child.
Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?
That’s pretty bad, perhaps outshined only by your and your partner’s child
Well, that was not not an option also :)
satan? when did you join the fediverse?
Hitler, probably. I feel like that might be quite bad.
I always thought that people who liked, um… “cold” partners preferred them fresh or nearly so.
Is there anything left of him except bones?
Ok that’s enough internet for me…
I know you’re joking, but I don’t think there’s even bones. The KGB destroyed his remains.
And I’m just supposed to take the KGB’s word at face value?
Fair
Magic Johnson
Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?
Time heals all…never mind…
The one that we made a sexy time video years ago that I have since forgotten that it was still in on my computer, that she found and it caused a big argument.
Didn’t have to personalise your reply 😭
You said feel free to mention personal experiences…you didn’t say they had to be MY personal experiences.
Hey I know this one
Keeping the highlight reel alive
When both people in a relationship are in the leadership of an organization, it’s a serious problem when one of them cheats with someone else also in the leadership of that organization. A friend of mine was part of an organization where this happened, the drama was terrible.
Was your friend inside an HBO show?
Oh my god how can you even stay there after that
My friend left the group after that for a number of reasons, not least of which was the drama, lol.
Snopes.com or Sonic Youth?
Neither, but TIL what happened with Snopes.com.
My husband’s ex-wife cheated on him with his brother and best friend. It would be completely terrible to cheat with those people even without that history, but it makes it 10x worse.
At the same time?
During the same time frame, but not simultaneously.
That is literally the most disgusting thing i’ve ever heard. Thanks
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
Stalin
Someone else that they trust a lot that they introduced you to to help you out of a jam.
I’ve seen the best friends one a couple of times and it completely destroys the dynamic obviously. One guy isolated himself and spent a year drunk and on /pol/ and the first conversation I had with him after that was about how the holocaust didn’t happen. Idek if cheating happened in that instance or if she just lined up his best friend really quickly.
Everyone new I meet seems to be polyamorous now but I just hear about less relationship drama generally.
Feels pretty sad when people have to be polyamorous to avoid relationship drama
I’m pretty sure there’s still relationship drama in polyamorous relationships.
Her Grandfather.
Or my grandfather.
Our grandfather?
our dead grandfather
Is necro-sex cheating? At that point it’s just like a sex toy.
is it, though?
is it really just like a sex toy? 🤨
do you have anything you might perhaps like to share with the class?
Wait now. There’s no pleasure for the other party. Maybe this guys got a point.
You’re telling me that when I hump a chicken breast from the supermarket that that counts as beastiality?! Wokeness has no limits smh.
this is the price you pay for living in a society.
Her sister. They’re close, and it would be devastating to her.
Piers Morgan. Sucks to be cheated on, but imagine he was the one your partner preferred. That shit would stay with you for life.
Their ex after me, I would suppose. That’d sting.
