Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up12.01K
arrow-up12.01KimageBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up210·1 month agoif you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
minus-squaregigachad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up78·1 month agoIs this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·1 month agoOnce a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
minus-squareBlack616Angel@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoElon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 month agoIf Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
minus-squarehessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoI thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
minus-squareknightmare1147@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoThis is my new favorite insult.
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·edit-21 month agoElon? Is this your account?
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoI’m pretty sure it’s a satyrical account.
minus-squaresp3tr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 month agoBetter hide the wine and the wood nymphs.
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agogoddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
minus-squareHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoBut only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
minus-squareCoffeeJunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month ago…so…every other Lemmy post, then? 😂
if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
Elon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
This is my new favorite insult.
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Elon? Is this your account?
I’m pretty sure it’s a satyrical account.
Better hide the wine and the wood nymphs.
goddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
But only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
…so…every other Lemmy post, then? 😂