No, America the Beautiful would never force citizens of foreign descent into camps! Certainly not on account of racism! And not in the hundreds of thousands!

Prevent predation? Seems like the orcas didn’t get the memo.

The Oxford English Dictionary and Merriam-Webster disagree with you. Yes, the primary meaning of the word fly is moving through the air on wings, but they explicitly say space travel can also be called flying. Also this was about the man flying through space, not the craft.

Push him from a spaceship and he will fly even longer.

Me, too! 😭😭😭

We got him, boys!

Right in the qussy.

It is what it is.

But you can’t kiss a duck on the lips from the word go. Just ask Neil Degrasse Tyson.

That’s what happens when you forget but keep trying and then make a new post about it.

Doesn’t exist in German? What about “Frohes Schaffen”?

You know what doesn’t take effort? Writing stupid lists like that for other people to follow.

Boss is a lazy SOB.

All of this wouldn’t have happened if people just remembered to close the damn adrenochrome vat after use!

*drive your Little Rascal back

Let me guess, it’s about…leather-upholstered furniture?

Aren’t these weirdos just ASKING to be sent tons of used hygiene products for their perusal? I’m sure if enough ladies volunteered, that would soon quench their thirst for knowledge about your bodily functions.

Or…they would totally get off on this. Yeah, it’s probably a fetish.

French scholars are famous for their mastery of obscurantism. That’s what this is called.

Or why nobody’s trying to kill him, for that matter. Maybe he should question that.

It’s like old people on Facebook. ORDER CORN

Wrong.