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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?
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Very obvious…You hide the body at the cemetery
wait I’ve never thought about this
Prop him up beside the jukebox. Fill his boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in his hand… Nobody will even suspect he’s dead!
Consider finding yourself a “pickup man” with a 6-foot bed that never has to be made. Perfect size for your needs.
If I answer that, then you’ll find all the other ones.
Depends upon what your are hiding it from.
If the white male is a human and understands your language, maybe you can convince it to hide - in your closet / behind a tree / under a bed / behind some bushes etc.
Just tow it outside of the environment
Into another environment?
No, no, no, it was towed beyond the environment. It’s not in the environment.
So what’s out there then?
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The front feel off!
We do a bit of pension fraud
Mixed feelings because I want to share the correct method but doing so could prevent justice from being served.
Instead, just go with that pig method, I’m sure butchering a human body wont create piles of evidence on every surface, and truly pigs are magical machines that leave no trace of what goes in from what comes out.
Compost bin
Just tell him “hey, aren’t they serving dinner at the home soon? I heard it’s Jello night!” and he’ll leave.
Move it to heaven or hell.
Feed the body to pigs.
Congress?
Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
Well, thank you for that. That’s a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn’t mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
That’s a quote from the movie Snatch
Vinny: “Well, thank you for that. That’s a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn’t mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?”
Well, that’s just painful.
Classic.
I just rewatched that classic yesterday
Though I’d suspect you do want it in the deep freezer for some period of time, it makes the whole “blood and innards” thing much less of an issue to deal with I’d think. At least for chopping and/or bagging
So what you do NOT want to do is try to dismantle the torso. You pop the peritoneum and everything will kind of come out like a poorly wrapped burrito and you’ll have a right mess on your hands.
Oh absolutely, legs, arms, and head are still full of messy stuff though.
I don’t think I want to hang out anymore…
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
– Snatch
Someone else posted the same comment 4 hours before.
I’m not sure how I didn’t notice that but thanks.
I think getting teeth out of a dead body’s skull would be more difficult and shittier than sifting through the pig shit afterwards.
Sixteen pigs? Farm animals are expensive and so are farms. I don’t doubt pigs are a good way to dispose of a body but if you’re that well off, surely there are even more foolproof methods available.
Someone has never seen Snatch, have they?
Nails…the pigs don’t digest nails
So you call yourself fuxk spez yet you kust copy/paste your comments from older comments in the same thread?
I copied and pasted my comment from IMDb and then discovered someone else had already posted it. If I was that lazy I wouldn’t have bothered removing the other person’s line breaks.
Second best monolog in that movie. The Desert Eagle vs Replica scene is still my favorite.
I like the part when Brad Pitt says “aslkdjhgfaledkjfhgawserlfkjhawuigh?”
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Damn, this guy crimes. I’m impressed.
It’s from the movie Snatch. Banger of a classic!
Do you know what “nemesis” means?
“A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt; me.”
“Horrible star trek movie”?
“light mode”
Well done, you have managed to dazzle the blind.
:3
You make no sense, son of chronos.
I dont have a gender actually
So you represent the concept, not the youngest son of chronos?
Sure