I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

God wouldn’t send us this fap material if we couldn’t handle it.

Even the people in orbit can’t be happy about this.

!eyebleach@lemmy.ml !eyebleach@lemmy.world !eyebleach@wayfarershaven.eu

Eh…so was humanity.