Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1630
arrow-up1630imageThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square84fedilink
minus-squarebhmnscmm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 month agoYou know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoHe sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoAdult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoIts odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
minus-squarebhmnscmm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoI like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
minus-squareSpaghettiYeti@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol