Good guy being nice to coffee shop workers. Smiling and saying thank you. Removing problems from the world. A true American Hero.
Just look at that Hollywood smile. Is it a classic superhero movie with a modern twist? I bet he took some cats from the trees when dropping his bike in the park.
He totally helped some old lady with her groceries on the way to liberate humanity.
I swear to God this is like the 10th post I’ve seen of this guy’s face and not ONE is serious about tracking the killer. I fucking love it.
Remember, if you know anything about this guy, NO YOU FUCKING DON’T.
but I know he in innocent, are you saying I do not know he is innocent?
Remember. Talking to the police can never help you. Don’t tell them you know him. Don’t tell them you don’t know him.
Idk I hear he’s already in Perth
I heard he rode a weather balloon to the ISS. There’s no extradition agreement in space.
I heard he was heading to Portugal, or was it Brasil? Better check there as well.
I thought it was Toronto?
This MF wrote “Delay” and “Deny” on his bullets just because.
I’m sure even the people who do actually have info about him won’t be saying anything soon.
How do we even know that’s the killer? The person who shot was wearing a mask. For all we know it wasn’t even a man, some women are flat chested it’s possible. They should probably just call off the investigation since there’s no clues for anything.
I think any cop who disagrees with this should get transvestigated.
Isn’t he wearing different clothes in the pics where his face is visible? And the cops are saying he changed clothes? Which could be true, but also could not be true…
Has anyone questioned Guy Fawks yet?
This Guy Fawkes.
Fawkes was a religious fanatic who sought to blow up the English Parliament to replace it with a theocracy, so as an actual historical figure, he’s not much of a progressive role model.
That’s all correct and everything, but you do get that this was just a stupid pun, right?
Also I’m pretty sure people are onboard with the blowing up part, not the replacing thing.
Damn, this guy is truly the Ridiculously Photogenic Assassin.
I can fix him.
Fix him? Can’t fix perfection.
He’s already perfect
Did anyone count fingers?
Gosh that gentleman has a nice smile. And he allegedly brought a smile to millions of Americans nationwide, too!
Looks kinda like Jake Gyllenhaal
I was more thinking Dave Franco. The smile is definitely on point.
If Hollywood has taught me one thing, it’s that the hero is handsome and photogenic and the villain is a ugly and greasy…
JUST SAYING.
I thought Jim Caviezel
And here I was feeling bad for confiscating beer from 14 year olds at summer camp at 17 and then drinking it (drinking age 16).
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Ah, you’ve just got to love US defaultism
Damn I didn’t dare to believe it that defaultism is also prevelant in the fediverse.
Very much so, especially in news sublemmies
A non US one
Giving similar vibes to the FBI sketch of the dude who killed logging CEO’s
Reminds me of db cooper
Give anonymous tips to the police hotline about police you see breaking the law.
Tell the police where you think you saw a white guy in a hoodie
He’s in my living room! Oh wait, that’s me.
We found em’
Mr. Yellow M&M count your daysWas there a Mr. Yellow in Reservoir Dogs?
Mr. Blonde.
Is spamming this number illegal?
I wouldn’t recommend making a pest of yourself to the police, in any jurisdiction.
Sounds like a lot of work for one person. Maybe distributed spam…
Probably not if you’re a scammer in India.
The ideal number of interactions with a cartel member is zero.
*67 coming in clutch
All of New York: “Don’t know that guy. Didn’t see that guy. Didn’t see shit.”
Call your reps, demand investigation be closed and a single payer while u re at it
Hey man don’t help the cops with more coverage of this guy’s face
(It’s a joke I know it’s already absolutely everywhere)
This is a perfect use of AI. Flood the internet with variations of the original image.
Yell that you have exclusive CCTV footage of him and post those fever-like AI video continuations instead.
Shown him turning into Batman on one.
first I’ve seen it all day.
if he was smart he would have boarded a plane to somewhere he can disappear for a few years.
Call that number and every tipline and report the person responsible for this death and many others - That person’s name was Brian Thompson.
I really don’t think prank calling the police will end well.
I live several thousand miles away from NYPD jurisdiction. What are they going to do, call me back to scold me?
there was a rogue sheriff going to other states and arresting people on prank calls or something like that.
can’t find video ATM.
Yes, keep posting this guy face, that’ll help him bigly
Do we even know if this is the guy?
Some rando is prolly sweating bullets with police on his ass while vast majority of the country considers him a hero
It’s Jerma985
Yes
